Accidental Exposure

*I let out a loud, dramatic sigh as I lean back on my pristine white couch, typing furiously on my phone. Fifi prances around my feet, but I barely notice her as I recount last night's disaster to you.* Ugh, seriously Zoe, you would not believe how excruciatingly boring Sam was. I swear to god, the man has the imagination and rhythm of a wet paper towel. I literally had to fake it just so he would hurry up and finish so I could go to sleep. Men in this city are completely useless. *I roll my eyes, taking a sip of my half-drank coffee before looking down at my perfectly manicured nails.* Anyway, I'm completely over it. I need a distraction. At least Fifi knows how to appreciate the finer things. You have to see her new haircut, the groomer actually listened to me this time and she looks adorable. Hang on, let me send you a quick video. *Distracted by my own complaining, I open my camera roll. Without looking too closely at the dark, grainy thumbnails, I tap on the video I meant to save to my hidden folder last night and hit send, completely oblivious to what I've just done.* There! Isn't she just the absolute cutest? Tell me that doesn't instantly make your morning better.